barometzz: muffystopheles: sentientspectre: Once there was a shadow who tore himself a mouth, only to discover that he could not speak. Well that was depressing. D: What the fuck, why am I crying…?
Rejoice! You finally got that one thing you've...
thegifinyourfolder: Your reaction to getting it: Your reaction to realizing it’s not yours: Submitted by: Anon My reaction to getting it: Realizing it’s not mine:
The following story is 100% true
juxtaposedsabotage: So I’m just chilling on my couch, talking to my girlfriend. And I decide to take a pic of me and my cat. This is the picture.. Afterwards, I continue talking to my girlfriend when suddenly my cat turns around, puts her paw on my shoulder, and stays there.. And all I can think of is to take a picture of my pure jubilation. This next photo has not been manipulated in any...
otarded: perspectiveartist: otarded: is it just me or is it really fucking creepy when people ship actual real people together and write graphic fanfiction about them and shit Totally is. Like, I’m part of a Disney roleplay where we have face characters and stuff, and my character’s fc is Tom Welling. And every once in a while in the Tom Welling tag, I’ll find another RP with him as an fc....
otarded: is it just me or is it really fucking creepy when people ship actual real people together and write graphic fanfiction about them and shit Totally is. Like, I’m part of a Disney roleplay where we have face characters and stuff, and my character’s fc is Tom Welling. And every once in a while in the Tom Welling tag, I’ll find another RP with him as an fc. But one time...
I am seriously lacking in nerdfighters to follow.
though-stars-caught-fire: Where for art thou?
scarier: tommyxvx: Veganism isn’t a diet. It’s a refusal to participate in the bloodiest and most despicable atrocity in the history of this planet. What you’re eating isn’t food. It’s the product of the murder, rape and slavery of countless nameless victims, all of whom died for absolutely nothing. It’s suffering. You think I’m pissed off because of your diet? You’re the antagonist in the...
Reading Homestuck for the first time
incestuous-lesbianponies: oh my god Homestuck is greatI can’t wait until I get OTP’spsstheeeeeey Maddiewhat the hell. Aren’t you a sandwich?i am much more than that. I, uh.. I am your future OTP! Read More
Uterus don't care.
Uterus don't give a shit.
It just bleeds when it wants.
deadling: petite-chevre: I LITERALLSY CANNOT STOPA LUGHSING
bettybothers: John and Dave have a baby and it takes on Dave’s last name. John proposes that they name the child “Go” so it’s name will be pronounced “Ghost Rider”.
juxtaposedsabotage: Under a “read more” since it really only matters to two specific followers and I’d rather not clog up anyone’s dash :3 Read More I CANNOT WAAAAAAIT
bronzebabybull: am i contributing right? btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent
Hate to break it to you
kush2loud: tommyxvx: But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person. Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
xeiryl: fuck speech class fuck english class fuck final projects fuck comparative politics fuck statistics & analysis fuck
Reading fan fiction
sidekick-clecle: from-james-to-lily: watchthetimeflyby: Fluff: Smut: Angst: AU Fics: Fics with your otp: Fics with a ship you don’t like: Inaccurate Fics: Fics that never update: Fics where your favorite character dies: Fics that make you laugh: Fics with a twist ending: Fics with grammatical errors:
The 1st GIF starting with B is what you do with...
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